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He wears a mask, and his face grows to fit it.
— Eric Arthur Blair (via olympianscomic)
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The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.
— Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time (via observando)
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Douglas Adams knew all this time

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Douglas Adams knew all this time

http://kevinmaloso.tumblr.com for more fun

Quote 5 Apr 1,185 notes
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
— Douglas Adams (via observando)
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Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless

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Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless

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They were not the same eyes with which he has last looked out at this particular scene, and the brain which interpreted the images the eyes resolved was not the same brain. There had been no surgery involved, just the continual wrenching of experience.
— Douglas Adams: So Long and Thanks For All the Fish (via hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy)
Quote 5 Apr 3,384 notes
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
— Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (via observando)
Quote 5 Apr 246,132 notes
Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.
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Anonymous asked: you really need to change your theme. red and blue and brown really dont go with each other

Haha I forget that there’s an actual webpage past the dashboard. I haven’t changed it since I got on tumblr. I may just change the colors, any suggestions?

Quote 5 Apr 4,721 notes
Foreigners may be stealing your job, but maybe if someone with no contacts, money, or ability to speak English can steal your job, you deserve to have it stolen.
— Louie CK (via officialbeamazedbyme)
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Jesus

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Jesus

Quote 5 Apr 6,776 notes
We didn’t give women the right to vote (in the U.S.) until 1920. …That means American Democracy is 94 years old. There are three people in my building older than American democracy. Women have had a rough time. It was so okay to beat your wife until so recently, that today we have a kind of shirt named after it. There’s a piece of clothing in our culture affectionately nicknamed after beating the crap out of your wife, and for some reason this is offensive to nobody.
— Louis CK monologue (via sonnyjohnson)
Quote 5 Apr 7 notes
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help
— from ‘Calvin and Hobbes’ by Bill Watterson (via lmorganreynolds)

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